wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

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oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

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catswithbenefits:

if i swallow magnets will i be attractive?


Plays: 44189

directionet:

directionet:

just press play 

FUCK OFF

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sometimes i cry myself to sleep because of you | 1/30

officer-peppercorn:

queerfactor:

pablopicasno:

taco cat backwards is still taco cat

i don’t know what to do with this information

dog food lid backwards is dildo of god

fake-mermaid:

u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people  on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us

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malijuanastyles:

Harry would probably dominate you so bad in bed like hold your hands up over your head and not let you touch yourself while he fucked you and if you came too soon he wouldn’t even let up or slow down he’d fuck you faster and harder as punishment for not waiting for him

WHITESKMO